How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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