I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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