are you so shy because you have an std?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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