sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
