Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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