Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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