question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Randomize
