Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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