there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
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we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
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I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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