Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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