she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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