We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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