I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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