kristin has been a bad kristin
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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