Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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