Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
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