my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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