Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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