David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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