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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.

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  Anal.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.

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• (818): View more from California

  What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all

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• (650): View more from California

  Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!

  (818): View more from California

  Were you keeping a list?

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  The 33 Worst Things Men Have Said While Hitting On Women

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong

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• (914): View more from New York

  the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?

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