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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus

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  you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch

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