margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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