We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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