But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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