As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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