he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
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You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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