I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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