THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
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I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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