if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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