when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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