Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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