I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I have fence marks all over my body
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