Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i think i have herpe
just one?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Randomize
