You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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