her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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