We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I still have a little drunk in my system
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
