??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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