You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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