i think my mom watched the whole time
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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