Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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