Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
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She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
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Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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