Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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