the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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