no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
