Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize