Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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