walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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