On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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