Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We just shotgunned beers for America
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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