Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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