You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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