I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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