haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
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is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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