very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
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I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
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Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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