what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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