Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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