just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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