pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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