Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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