Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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