I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
