i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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