super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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