Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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